I'm an MVP!

So this past week at work I was voted as the new company MVP.  This "honor" is voted on by all of the employees from anonymous nominations, also from my fellow employees.  And what is it?  It's for an "Outstanding individual contribution to the success of the company".  Personally I call it "doing your job".  But in any case, I will take the extra day off that goes with it along with the crown, belt and scepter…although I could do without this tremendous piece of image editing by my boss plastered on our intranet:

Kevin's an MVP!