Poker is NOT a sport!
Last week on the local sports talk radio they were discussing whether poker is a sport or not. And they arrived at the conclusion that it is indeed a sport because after all, it's shown on ESPN. What? Are you out of your mind? Although ESPN is nearly all sports, this clearly illustrates a return to their roots as the "Entertainment and Sports Network". Welcome to the entertainment folks…although personally I don't see it.
A long time ago I railed against golf and bowling not being sports. Basically, for most people they are recreational activities. But theycan be consider to be a sport at the appropriate competition level. The litmus test of course is "if you can drink beer while you're doing it, it's not a sport".
So, now let's look at poker…you can drink while playing poker, so it's not a sport, right? Alright, you can also play poker, not drink, take it very seriously and make some outrageous money at it! No doubt about that, but sitting around a table making staring at a handful of cards and chucking chips is not a sport. There's almost no physical exertion. It might be an intense mental battle and prove challenging, but that makes it no more that a friendly(?) competition. But it's not a physical activity that is required for it to be a sport. With the serious money that can be made playing poker these days you might stand a better chance of arguing that it's a legitimate livelihood!
So I guess my litmus test now needs to be modified too: "If there's no physical activity and you can drink beer while you're doing it, it's not a sport."
Tim said:
Damn, and here I was ready to announce podcasting as a new sport....
Alan said:
Geeze, aren't you being a little hard on us lazy bastards out there? Get some sympathy man! You mean in order to be in a sport I have to get off my couch? Big Meanie. I'm going to complain to someone about this!
BTW: The world dart championship I saw like a month ago rocked, not only were they drinking, it was held in a smokey bar where the competition was obviously not the only thing happening and the announcer sounded like he had smoked five packs a day since he was three. It was awesome!
Rob said:
Well then I guess us blogging should be considered a sport too!! Considering there is SOME exertion with typing and yelling at your screen... It's better and more rewarding than bowling after all.