Posts in category “Brainwork”

Little Red Wagon

This past week, being a good but procrastinating Dad, I finally assembled the wagon that Olivia got last year for Christmas…or was it her birthday?!  In any case, it's together and a big hit with her.  The lengthy delay wasn't entire her fathers fault.  Mom pondered for a longtime whether we should return it for credit and upgrade to a wood panel style.  In the end, it just wouldn't be money well spent.  Thus the time finally arrived to stop putting it off and get some use out of it.  One has to wonder why I hadn't done this sooner as it took less than a half an hour to assemble it!  In any case, here it is, a Radio Flyer #89 Promotional Wagon.



Radio Flyer #89 Promotional Wagon

Junior Birdmen

This one has been sitting on the back burner since Christmas!  Over the holidays while hanging out with my family we were discussing our trip to Hawaii this coming summer.  Being a long journey I suggested we could sing scout camp songs.  At which point I began to sing "Junior Birdmen".  Unfortunately I couldn't remember all of the works and none of my siblings seemed to have any knowledge of this gem.  Well, now they can all learn it along with me and our travels will be that much more enjoyable!

Junior Birdmen

(Tune: On Brave Old Army Team)

Up in the air, Junior Birdmen; up in the air, upside down,
Up in the air, Junior Birdmen; with your noses to the ground.

And when you hear the grand announcement: that your wings are made of tin.
Well, then you know, Junior Birdmen, it's time to send your box tops in.

For it takes: 5 box tops, 4 bottle bottoms, 3 coupons, 2 wrappers, and one thin dime!

Actions: Make a face mask each time you sing the words, "Junior Birdmen" by lacing your fingers. Then, with thumbs under the chin, twist your hands outwards so that you make goggles for the eyes. On "Upside down," perform a jet plane swoop outstretched arms. On "Ground," bring the swooping arms as near to the ground as possible.

Scourge: John Ashcroft

The more I learn about United States Attorney General John Ashcroft the more disturbing I find him to be.  The guy is wound way too tight and certainly should not be running the Justice Department.  His personal convictions & agenda are simply not something this country needs.  In short, I can only hope he goes away soon.  Otherwise, chances are you won't be able to read things like this because I won't be allowed to write them!

In the past several days I've come across a number of interesting items related to the esteemed Mr. Ashcroft.  For starters, there's this lovely mosaic made entirely of pornographic images.  Perfect!  Unfortunately the post is now gone!  Guess the words "Cease & Desist" were involved.  Here's the Google Cache but without the actual image which is now gone from the server!  I guess this just illustrates my point.  Ah, Google good, here it is at Pro-War.com!  This picture apparently was done in response to an article about the adminstration's war on pornography.  I see this being about as successful as that war on drugs.  You are old enough to remember that, no?  If not, it's probably best now that they have been completely eradicated from society!  Yep, money well spent there, but I digress.  Anyhow, I'm not alone in my thinking, because he's been recently awarded a 2004 Jefferson Muzzle by The Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression.  Please move along now.  Oh, and take John with you!

Atkins People: Shut Up!

I'm a psuedo-vegetarian or more technically, lacto-ovo-pesce vegetarian.  Basically that means I eat mostly veggies, but I also eat dairy products and occasionally seafood.  I'm generally not militant about it unless you are militant towards me.  I'm not a tree hugger or a PETA member.  I choose not to eat meat for health, not ethical reasons and generally have a "to each his own" philosophy when it comes to such things.  But I have to say, as a whole I find the Atkins crowd to be particularly annoying.  They act as if they've found the holy grail of health and nutrition.  Yes, you are likely losing weight.  And you may even be feeling better.  Losing weight tends to do that.  But do you honestly feel you can continue to shun carbohydrates indefinitely?  Personally I have my concerns about what the long-term effects may be, particularly on your kidneys.  I guess we will see in a decade or two when those of you that have managed to stay on the Atkins plan are all "fit as a fiddle" or on dialysis! But I'm obviously not alone in my concern. And if you feel I'm being harsh, you should visit some of the other places that I've found that talk about you guys.

Cow & Chicken

How about "Eat more Veggies"!