Put down the fork!

Dear America,

Please put down the fork and step away from the all you can eat buffet trough.  The best offensive that any terrorist group could launch would be to just leave us alone.  We're killing ourselves at an ever increasing rate with our gluttony and sloth.  After all, "Uncle Sam's time is only a greased wheel".

Regards,

A reasonably fit and intelligent concerned citizen
November 3, 2007 @ 08:47 am | Category:
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