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Here's some funny holiday amusement for you…Pimp My Nutcracker.
Here's some funny holiday amusement for you…Pimp My Nutcracker.
And here is yet another example of the pitfalls that occur when you don't host your own blog. You get Big Brother censorship with no recourse.
This is just one of the reasons I —and you should, host your own blog. The only one that can tell you what you can and can't link to are the voices in your head. Want to take back control of your own thoughts? Then I'd recommend you bounce on over to PolarBlog and exercise your freedom. (Yeah I'm biased, but why should I plug anyone else's work over my own?)
How can you not find humor in santas who "urinate on passing cars and smash beer bottles"?
This isn't what I intended to do this morning, but the pinheads at LocalNet made the decision for me…
So now that I've completed The Quest for DSL, I cancelled my very pathetic dial-up access via LocalNet. Actually at this point I should say "I attempted to cancel…" because these asshats who call themselves an ISP can't even accept a cancellation via the internet! Of course they were more than willing to sign me up over the internet without any problems, God forbid you should want to cancel. Nope, we wouldn't want to make that easy.
After getting my DSL working the other day I went to their website and sent the following message to their "Customer (We Don't) Care" department:
Please cancel my dialup access effective 1/1/2006. If you need to contact me further please send it to kevinp AT polarlava.com as I've never used the localnet email account.
Regards,
Kevin L. Papendick
And in return I received the following reply this morning:
Dear LocalNet Customer,
Cancellations can be accepted only by written confirmation through a letter or fax.
Please include the account holders name, LocalNet Username, reason for canceling, and the signature of the account holder.
Letters can be mailed to:
LocalNet Corp
287 Commerce Drive
Amherst, NY
14228
Faxes can be sent to:
716-210-1052
All accounts are deactivated at the end of their current month of service.
Thank you,
LocalNet Customer Service
1-888-488-7265
Hours:
Monday through Friday: 8:00 AM - 1:00 AM (EST)
Saturday & Sunday: 8:30 AM - 8:00 PM (EST)
What?! I can signup and cancel web hosting with companies all across the country, but I can't cancel my ISP that's only a few miles away? Like I said, "asshats".
So in order to put this nightmare behind me I've sent them a letter as requested including all the problems I experienced with disconnects and non-responding connections. So if you're doing research on LocalNet - A crappy little ISP you never want to use, consider yourself warned.
If you're still interested and looking for more, you can read more LocalNet horror stories.
Shine (Blue Eyes)
I think that you see me, behind those big blue eyes
Somehow I wonder, I'm on your mind
I really think we could be, tonight
Why don't you let innocence go tonight
If you wait until tomorrow
I know I won't sleep
But your body moves, I'm watching you
I listen to, your every move
Hoping you listen to, me
I'd take you to a movie show, if that's alright
I really want to take you to, California
If we hop on that plane, we'll plan the days
Make every move, so right
So give me that shine, with those big blue eyes
Take me inside, 'cause I'm all alone in life
I'm out on a line, out of my mind
You've got me turning, I'm really caught up in life
Shine me a sign, I know you can do it
Shine with those big blue eyes.
4/28/1982