PolarLava::Blog

I'm certainly not looking for a job right now, but I've updated the contents and generation of my Resumé.  I didn't particularly like the look of it so I've changed to a layout that (I think) looks more professional.  Hopefully you'll agree.

It's a substantially modified version of Alex King's HTML Resume Template with a bit of header colorization and positioning CSS poached from Rob's resumé.

And as alway, a few extra tweaks were required to get it look the same in Internet Explorer.  I'm still hopeful that someday CSS will be "one size fits all."  But I'm certainly not holding my breath.

Dear America,

Please put down the fork and step away from the all you can eat buffet trough.  The best offensive that any terrorist group could launch would be to just leave us alone.  We're killing ourselves at an ever increasing rate with our gluttony and sloth.  After all, "Uncle Sam's time is only a greased wheel".

Regards,

A reasonably fit and intelligent concerned citizen

I hate Wal-Mart and I never shop there, but I just might have to this time unless I can find this elsewhere.  See, I really want a Talking Jesus doll.  Do I want it for great inspiration for me and my family?  Heck no, after all they already have me for that!  I want it because I think it's got great kitsch value and would be a nice addition to my office at work.