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And not only is Jim dead, he's been dead for 2 years  Oh yeah, and nobody even knew!  That direct deposit and auto-payment stuff seems to work pretty damn well.  ;)

Well, one out of one bear surveyed says to drink the good stuff and leave the swill for others.  Apparently by downing 36 of them, he doesn't completely subscribe to the old adage "Quality over quantity" but rather to "Quantities of (marginal) quality".  I don't really consider the Pabst brewed Rainier to be a quality brew either, but given the choice, the bear made the right choice!

So what do you do if you find a 500 pound bee hive?  Why you throw rocks at it of course!  Well, at least that some kids in Santa Ana, California decided they should do.  The real comedy ensues when the bees decided that they didn't really appreciate the attention they were getting so they decided to go out and have a look…all 120,000 of them!  Ay carumba!

Oh, come on.  Admit it.  You threw rocks at beehives just like I did when I was a kid.  Heck, I likely would still be inclined to do so as an adult!  But I think I would have passed on doing so with one this big.

Check out this story about a guy turning the tables on a Nigerian 419 scammer by scamming him with as a member of Church of the Painted Breast!  Very funny.

What do you get when you cross two ministers and a porn king?  Why it's Pete the Porno Puppet!  It's brought to you by XXXchurch.com which bills itself oddly as a "Christian porn site"…In other words an anti-porn site.

Regardless of your opinion of porn, you should find this oddity somewhat amusing.