Killer Lava Lamp
Exactly what the hell was this guy thinking? Apparently he wasn't! Clearly a case of our boy Darwin hard at work once again.
I have been so moved by Mr. Philip Quinn's actions that I've decided it's time for a new topic here at the lava flow: "Darwin's Work". Congratulations Philip! Don't worry, there surely will be others to join you in the future. I'll need to back track as I know there are others here before you that need to now be reclassified. But your level of ignorance, the fact that it relates to lava lamps and your clear lack of brainwork —where this was originally going to be categorized, has truly inspired me.
A better version of the story is currently available on the Police Department - City of Kent, Washington website. This link is going to get stale rather quickly so save yourself a dead click and read it here. …more