What's Your Pleasure?

So it's a new year and a chance for new opportunities. Perhaps you have an original idea as to what you want to try on for size. In this case you need to wonder about #9, A corn cob holder. WTF! What would ever compel you to think, "Hey I bet this would be gratifying!" 🤣🤦 Me? I'm sticking with what I know best and has long been my specialty, I choose my head. I have lots of experience in this department and it's in my comfort zone at this point! What exactly are people thinking when they embark on this adventure? Darwin would surely be shaking his head. Oh, that seems intriguing...

US Government reveals 25 worst things stuck up people's bums in 2025

Trump wins the Peace Prize!

Well, Donald Trump finally got his wish and won the Peace Prize! (Fox link so everyone knows it's not "fake news".) That's right, he won the FIFA inaugural Peace Prize. Handed to Trump from a big Trump fanboy. (Not a Fox link so obvious fake news.) Hopefully the shiny GOLD metal and big GOLD trophy makes him feel like the giant man-child he is. Nothing says "success" like one of your friends stroking your fragile ego with a made up award that hopefully and comically will never be awarded again. Although Dear Leader will (unfortunately) still be in office for another 3 years, perhaps it will be awarded again to the self-proclaimed "Greatest President EVAR!!!" I'll wait for history to weigh in, but if I were a betting man I'd put my money on him being much closer to the other end of the spectrum. As they say, time will tell.

Bad day to be Shawn

A few years back as I was walking the dogs I came upon this sad sight. My brain filled with a vision of poor Shawn dragging his dysfunctional legs as he crawls along on his hands after being kicked to the curb.

50,000 Miles

With today's 40.47 mile ride, I've pushed over the 50,000 mile mark since I started keeping a cycling log in 1995.

It was in April of 2007 when I hit 25,000 Miles. At that time I didn't really consider how long it would take to do another 25k. It took me 12+ seasons to reach that mark, but less than 10 to do the next 25k. I guess that's pretty good. If I can keep that trajectory up I should be at 75k in about another 7-1/2 year roughly, so early 2024? I'm guessing it will be at least another decade though because I doubt I'll be increasing my yearly average mileage significantly in that timeframe...so let's call it 2026! See you then!