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Those Tricky Car Locks!

If you're locked INSIDE your car, I believe the appropriate response from 911 is simply "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do and you're going to die."  It's best for the greater good of humanity.

02 April 2009 • Darwin's Work • 0 comments
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