Dannielynn is my baby!

Yep, it's true.  Anna Nicole's baby was fathered by me.  I'd first like to apologize to my wife and family for this embarrassing event.  But I'd also like to thank you for sticking by me in these difficult days…what's that?  You're leaving?  What do you mean I'm leaving?  But honey…

Hey what the heck, I figured I got nothing to lose by throwing my hat in to this great lottery sweepstakes!
February 15, 2007 @ 12:43 pm | Category:
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