Thursday, February 15, 2007

Dannielynn is my baby!

Yep, it's true.  Anna Nicole's baby was fathered by me.  I'd first like to apologize to my wife and family for this embarrassing event.  But I'd also like to thank you for sticking by me in these difficult days…what's that?  You're leaving?  What do you mean I'm leaving?  But honey…

Hey what the heck, I figured I got nothing to lose by throwing my hat in to this great lottery sweepstakes!
February 15, 2007 @ 12:43 pm | Category:
Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Baby, that’s silly!

I have to say that several of The top 10 most ridiculous products for babies really made me laugh.
January 10, 2007 @ 01:41 pm | Category:
Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Squirrelly Wrath

All I can say is "You're all gonna die"!
December 19, 2006 @ 03:00 pm | Category:
Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving
November 23, 2006 @ 09:00 am | Category:
Friday, September 08, 2006

Toilet Paper Fix

I snapped this pick a couple of weeks ago in the bathroom here at work.  The latch that holds the cover shut was broken so it constatly was flopping open.  This made it difficult to get the paper out because it was always caught between the two pieces of the holder.  But not with this brilliant fix of using toilet paper "rope" to hold it shut.  This truly illustrates that Yankee Ingenuity is alive and well here in Western New York!  ;)

PolarLava - Toilet Paper Fix
September 8, 2006 @ 12:54 pm | Category:
Monday, August 07, 2006

The Computer-less Computer Professional

So Kevin drove to work today, took his lunch out of his pack and soon learned that being the mental giant he is, forgot his laptop at home.  DOH!  So it was back in the car to make a nearly pointless round trip from the office to home and back.  If it were a bit cooler I likely would have just worked from home today, but it's more productive at the office when it's warm.  The icing on the cake?  Knowing what a waste of gas that was and knowing the price will be going up now that BP is going offline in Alaska.  Sweet.  I'm such an idiot.
August 7, 2006 @ 12:49 pm | Category:
Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Driving Gloves

I'd really like a pair of these before winter gets here!
July 25, 2006 @ 01:45 pm | Category:
Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Fuzzy White Lobster

Via this Boing Boing article…Apparently some scientists have discovered a furry lobster in the South Pacific.  It's so different from other crustaceans that they've given it its own family and genus. It is white and "about the size of a salad plate".

Neat stuff, but they failed to answer the most important question…what does it taste like?  Oh, and how long before we can start over fishing it!  ;)
March 8, 2006 @ 08:53 am | Category:
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